Win-Win situation...

I traded one six pack of 16oz Bud Select and a 20oz Vault Red Blitz

for one Sonic footlong bacon cheesesteak with a bonus Fritos Chili Cheese Burrito (also from Sonic) bootlegged across state lines from Iowa.

Today has been one of the most insane days in recent history, and it's only 4:27pm and I still have to pick up my drugged up, redneck (he had 10 teeth pulled today) dog.