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Friday, November 11, 2005

War on Terror?

What’s more terrifying than Pirates? We spend billions of dollars on the war in Iraq, while the true enemy is still out there! With all of our surveillance couldn’t we throw a torpedo or three this way quick and end a bad situation in a weekend? Send a submarine…that should be immune to cannonballs! Arg mateys One Eyed Willy hath sailed again…


  • if we killed all of the priates then how would we find all of their treasure?

    By Anonymous shiroma, at 11/11/2005 1:31 PM  

  • We give groups of underprivledged youth (for example: a dorky kid, his smart but not wise asian friend, his overweight stupid friend, his friend that is cocky and talks to much, his older brother, and two random high school girls one who is butt ugly and the other attractive) maps and let them try to find it. Then you not only get treasure, you also get to lock up some bad guys (who are non-pirates) and free an abused person. It's basically the circle of life... Mmm...Baby Ruth!

    By Blogger Burrito Eater, at 11/11/2005 2:20 PM  

  • I made my class read an article called The Dread Pirate Bin Ladin - the argument was that the only international law really appropriate to prosecute terrorists under was 18th century piracy law. Yarrr.

    By Blogger J.Bro, at 11/12/2005 10:36 PM  

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