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Wednesday, July 12, 2006


Not much going on here. Was sick with something else the past two days. Monday’s ride was horrible, started against the wind. Wind kind of shifted with me, I am guessing I was into the wind at least 80% of the time in part or in whole and only had one memorable tailwind section. Crank got loose and ruined. Stomach felt like crap, basically I bonked on a low HR ride (average less than 60% of max, max HR at 76% of max.) Got home, ate supper, threw up, down for the count. Tuesday wasn’t much better, I didn’t ride though and hardly ate (had a lite breakfast and a small supper.) Watched the Tour and watched 3 Episodes of Entourage as I am trying to catch up. Just need to find me like the first 20 episodes… I missed the Baraboo ride too, sounds like it was legendary. Wednesday is ladies night at the TT. I am hoping to go (could be a crappy night for it though.) I sure am not getting back on track very fast though, I wanted to be ready to go for Franklin on Sunday but we’ll see. I am still trying to understand metrosexualness but alas I’ll probably just have to leave it as to each their own, right? But for the price of a pair of jeans I can get a new skinsuit, an XL "Cheetos" T-shirt, a large Chicago stuffed pizza and a new PS2 game if not more…I guess I am just a denim hater...I'll stick to Aeropostale... Oh yeah, and I am not trying to diss J.Bro, we are just different, and for that he is probably thankful.

In conclusion, the burger above scares me. 4 patties, extra cheese, bacon, mayo. Burger King Quad Stacker. One question. Why does McDonalds always take the fall for being unhealthy?

8 Comments:

  • If you aren't dissin' J.Bro, you should be.

    At least he almost regained his manhood with the Ditty Bops post.

    J.Bro, What say you?

    By Anonymous jerry, at 7/12/2006 11:20 AM  

  • As much as it sounds like I am dissing J.Bro, I am not. More offering an opinion on what I might use a like sum of money for. I try not to diss what I don't understand, and I don't understand current male fashion. People who diss things they don't understand already have a name...they are called republicans. I do feel more republican now that I live in the pro-cancer community of Fitchburg...

    By Blogger Burrito Eater, at 7/12/2006 12:20 PM  

  • You ride so you can eat Quad Stackers - I ride so I can fit in girly jeans from Sweden. (I also do a lot of blow now that I'm a magazine model.) My Nudie Straight Svens are going to be stunning though - you'll be like, "whoah - dude" and stuff.

    I've also had quite a few of my students come onto me - how's that for proving my manhood? :)

    By Blogger J.Bro, at 7/12/2006 1:50 PM  

  • I am actually afraid of the Quad Stacker. If I am going to consume that amount of calories and fat I'd prefer to eat them somewhere better than Burger King.

    I assume most of those students are male? :)

    By Blogger Burrito Eater, at 7/12/2006 2:22 PM  

  • Right here, grasshopper - all the explanation you'll ever need about why people buy premium jeans http://superfuture.com/city/supertalk/showthread.php?t=3526

    By Blogger J.Bro, at 7/12/2006 3:36 PM  

  • That thread made me not want to own premium jeans. Premium jean wearers now scare me.

    By Blogger Burrito Eater, at 7/13/2006 8:10 AM  

  • I'm never going to get to join the Bareknucklebrigade now, am I?

    By Blogger J.Bro, at 7/13/2006 9:15 AM  

  • what the hell?

    By Anonymous jerry, at 7/13/2006 11:06 AM  

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